I’m convinced that my emotions have gone haywire. And no, I’m not about to receive that glorious monthly gift, that was very cliché for you to think that. I think being 24 has really started messing with my head. Here is an example:
Last night I watched the new Jerry Seinfeld creation, “The Marriage Ref,” mainly because my girl Tina Fey was on. But also I like Seinfeld and laughing at other people’s problems is always a nice way to end a long day. So with red wine in hand, that’s exactly what I did. Laughed and scoffed at stranger’s marriages and thought to myself that marriage looks like a huge ass ache. It’s not like the show I watched prior, “The Office” where Pam and Jim are blissfully witty and adorable when they argue. No, real marriage is more like when Hulk Hogan met the Undertaker.
That’s all normal, right? This is where it gets weird. I’m finishing my second glass of wine so it’s getting closer to my bed time. I put OnDemand on so that I can fall asleep to 30 Rock. Yes, this is my nightly ritual and I love it. If you're not fortunate enough to be familiar with the OnDemand world, they do these obnoxiously loud and annoying commercials in the right hand corner of the screen about new movies, shows and music. Just as I turned it on there was a commercial featuring one of the Jonas babies and his new music. He belts out the line “I just want to find someone to love me for who I am” and I got chocked up. REALLY ALLISON!?!? You’re such a joke. I know that’s what you must be thinking. I’m not sure if it was his tightly wound curls, prepubescent belting or his 5 minutes of love experience that got me but I’m seriously considering either giving up drinking at night or think I need to drink more.
Should I buy a cat?
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