ok, i’m not sure if any of you are as big of a 30 rock fan as i am but i have been since it’s first glorious season. tina fey’s my girl, she just doesn’t know it yet. anyway, there is an episode about tracy morgan’s character, conveniently renamed tracy jordan, inventing the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. it’s basically the same exact concept that kfc has just developed in real life. i mean, i don’t know what i find more comical; the idea of fancy, high paid destroyers of American arteries watching the episode and literally stealing the idea from tina fey’s brilliant brain (ok, that’s enough) or something so fictional and outlandish actually becoming a reality.

really kfc? really? you weren't filling enough innocent childrens mouths with addicting popcorn chicken? didn't you already replace any nutritional value that is supposed to be in mashed potatoes with your thick, lustrous gravy? you should be ashamed of yourselves. not only did you clearly get high and watch 30 rock which can be the only logical reason you actually thought this was a good idea, but you are actively and purposefully making the south even fatter.

bravo.


http://www.spike.com/video/30-rock-meat-machine/2812547